Jessica E Stone

I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end.
Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.
Delicious ambiguity.

-Gilda Radner



What some of the industry's most respected professionals have to say about Jessica:
(Because, after all, as the divine Ms. Woolf explains: It is the nature of the artist to mind excessively what is said about him...)

"So much heart.  Really extraordinary.  You made me look good."
                  -John Patrick Shanley, reviewing Jess in his play "Women of Manhattan"

"Nice choices.  You're so much fun to watch."
                                           -Charles Bodner, agent, Bauman Redanty & Shaul

"You obviously just get comedy.  You've got sit-com written all over you."
                                           -Marci Phillips, casting director, ABC Primetime

"Very funny.  Cute and quirky.  I'm definitely seeing a future!"

                                           -Danielle DeLawder, agent, Abrams Artists

"Huh.  You're really sexy.  You're like the cute girl you've seen a million times, then all of a sudden you realize she's hot."
                                           -Bob Lambert, casting associate, "All My Children"

"So versatile.  I can send Jessica on practically any audition and know she'll be fabulous."
                                           -Ingrid French, personal manager, IFM

"Professional and put together.  Great look!"
                                           -Stacy Baer Gerstein, agent, Leading Artists




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Recent Projects:


Coming Attractions

(Wow how long has it been since I changed the damn text on this thing?)
For your viewing pleasure...
Coming Soon to Your TV:
Mirena
(Watch me hold Rocco, the heaviest 18 month old in existence, in one spot for an impossible amount of time.)

Concerta
(Watch me, dressed like a 60 year old teacher from 1974, gaze adoringly at the disruptive ADD child in my classroom.)

Now Showing

You all know it's out there. 
To answer some FAQs:
No.  I did not get to keep a free sample.
No. I do not worry that I've been "typecast."
No. There will be no follow up spots.
You people are sick.
That's right, yuk it up.

The boys at Waverly have done it again...

Jessica guest stars in the final episode of the award-winning
(or at least, if there were awards, they would totally win)
The Puppet Rapist.
Don't ask.  Just watch.

www.channel102.net


Drink Up, Mate.
Jessica's spot for  
ABSOLUT CUTS
can now be seen as a part of
a new series of hysterical spots for Absolut Vodka.
Check it out at:
www.Absolutcut.com
(it's the "Valentine" spot in the "Cut the Crap" series)

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